Post-Valentines day disgruntlement mix.

seeing as it is never really too late for callow, misanthropic lashings-out at a wider world that probably couldn't care any less, i will use the pretext of my utter contempt for valentine's day to inaugurate this little one-legged fledgling blog of mine.
...Acquiring enough readers might allow me to upgrade this fledgling's situation to a prosthesis, but i'll stop just short of such jejune reverie.

...now to the fucking music. (and you will be none the wiser, i promise you, as to why this damned blogger uses so many elipses. the world may never know. ah me, that i tantalize it so.)

Tila Tequila - I Love U
There really needn't be any ambiguity of manner when one's boo is ostensibly macking his ass all over every myspace hoe with a bikini and a plan who ever friend-requested some lonely old wanker with delusional aspirations as a Sugar Daddy. You're like, the queen of myspace, and you're a self-proclaimed bad-ass bitch who remains decisively unchallenged in stilettos that could gut a tuna--you don't have to take this shit!

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Loverman If you hear any of this as a come-on from anyone but a drunk Australian in a cowboy hat, you're probably about to get bludgeoned to death with a hot poker.

Anita Lane - The Next Man That I See It's easy to appear satirically disaffected when the ambience of your daily life makes you taste the teary snot mixed with hangover before anyone else can reasonably discern any indication that it's on its way to happening--like, later that evening. And that's not even skating towards the matter of your standards...

Nico - Your Kisses Burn (with Marc Almond) Please be careful not to get sucked into the warping black vortex of her mouth...Because of course that's going to happen anyway.

Xzibit - Choke Me, Spank Me (Pull My Hair) ...Just as you begin to lean in for a decidedly stoical attempt at closeness, you end up hearing this, which while nearly as erotic as an onslaught of belaboured wheezing and saliva, rates somewhere below wildly charming.

Ute Lemper - The Case Continues The most admirable of loves may not be confined to those that eschew the path of sudden, agonal and disfiguring severance.

Robyn - Psycho Certain discouraged behaviours and unrequited gestures, upon repetition, are not only impolite, but drastically unconducive to future romantic successes.
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May these hards lessons in song temper your confrontations with the wildness of emotion in contrast to the rounded shapes and simple assertations of a stupid capitalist institutionalized celebration where the ultimate gesture of spiritual and emotional attachment consists of people giving each other shiny rocks. The very idea...Even penguins get their rocks for free.

So it begins...

this is really all me.
i'm not interested in becoming a news source or filling people's requests. not that to do such is a sign of weakness, but of a generosity in which, for this blog of mine, I've no interest.

expect a few eliptical words accompanied by loosely thematic batches of songs in no particular order.
if none of this sounds especially tantalizing to you, then there are plenty of other blogs of vastly greater interest than mine;...however i must entreat you, for the sake of my ego to check in at least once in a while to see for yourself that it does not, in fact, suck.